How do you describe something that has so many facets that you can’t find the words? Well you can’t in one visit so you must go back a few times and explore all it has to offer!
We had the opportunity to attend the Friday “Sexpert” night on November 25th 2011 as we were in Rotterdam on business; and are we ever glad we did!
After reading about many European clubs we decided on attending Fun4Two as many sites we visited had referred to it as being the best in Europe and we were intrigued to see what the “best” looked like.
We left Rotterdam on Friday morning and took a taxi to the nearby Hotel Nieuwerkerk and were very impressed to come across a stylish, recently renovated hotel in the countryside with a very sexy lounge and restaurant as part of the complex. We settled in and decided to have drinks and a light lunch and proceeded to the well appointed lounge area with love seats near three fireplaces. We settled in and ordered and began to pick out people who we thought we might see that night at the club. After a long relaxed lunch we retired to get ready for the evening and then returned to the lounge for a light snack and drinks. We found ourselves at the bar this time seated next to a sexy couple from the UK and after a few minutes we began to chat with them and sure enough they were going to the club that night and offered us a ride in their taxi.
A very short cab ride later we arrived at the Club and were shocked at the sheer size of the property that we could see in the darkness. On entry registration was quick and the staff was courteous (English was never a problem all night) and we were directed up a spiral staircase to the massive change room with lockers. Being a “Sexpert” night meant changing straight to lingerie so we did so in short order and began to explore the club. We found so many areas it would be hard to write about all of them so I will keep this to our favorites…
The Tantra Lounge – Picture a huge room adorned with tapestries, the smell of incense and soft music playing in the background, now add to that at least a dozen massage/play areas plus ample room surrounding it for more play space and you have a slight glimpse of what to expect. This area OOZED sensuality and was full of erotic sounds and smells and was by far our favorite area for the night.
The Sauna area – a large 20+ person jet tub with adjoining dipping pool could be found here with the biggest steam room I have ever seen. This area has its own small bar area and was a very nice place to cool down.
The Dance floor and bar/food area – WOW, full night club sized dance area and lots of lounge chairs and couches. Not once during the night did we see the floor empty as the DJ was amazing. The food was excellent and freshly prepared all night with pretty much anything you can think of including an open grill area with many selections for you to make your own meal. The bar had 4 sexy tenders and they knew how to mix pretty much anything or could pour you a pint of local lager.
The “Redlight” district – picture darkness lighted only by red lights with dozens upon dozens of play areas, glory holes, nooks, crannies… – you get the picture, Hot, Steamy and perfect for any voyeur or any type of play.
To be honest there were even areas that I don’t think we got to see over the course of the 8 hours the club was open that night and I completely understand why people make a weekend of the club as we wanted more as soon as we left. If you are even remotely close to Fun4Two it is a must attend club and deserves the accolades it has received since opening in 1996. The owners are amazing, the staff top notch and the party attendees are sexy as hell. We cannot wait to get another taste of the best club in Europe!
Our tips to get the most of your visit:
- Stay at Hotel Nieuwerkerk if you can’t get a room at the club. Chat people up at the bar, you will meet people that are going to the club that night.
- If staying at the Hotel Nieuwerkerk let the front desk know you are members of Fun4Two and the room is less than 80 Euros!
- Book your taxi to the club earlier in the evening
- Book your club visit early! The club is huge but it filled up fast.
- Snack before you go – food is plentiful at the club but you won’t have much time to indulge and the seating area was full all night.
- Get to the club right at opening – we got there at that time and the party was already going strong
- If you can get a tour DO IT! – We didn’t and know we missed lots to see.
- Prepare to:
- Dance your ass off
- Party with 500 like minded sexy people from around the world
- See and Experience everything YOU want to
- Be out till at least 4 am
- Go back to your room exhausted and exhilarated to do it all over again!
http://www.hotelnieuwerkerk.nl/
http://www.fun4two.nl/
